electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs)

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

1 day ago + 635,129 notes + VIA + SOURCE

saveitforthedeathbed:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

einthenyc

(Source: fiberstark)

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recovery is a funny fucking thing
because just when you think
that the storm has passed,
there’s that one little raindrop can
trigger a hurricane that
leaves a disaster zone in it’s wake. —he called me fat, and now all I can think of are calories, thigh gaps, and how to avoid eating every meal.
a.a.a. (via affairedecoeur)
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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

"Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

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socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

1 day ago + 117,347 notes + VIA + SOURCE

casmopolitan:

i bet remus doesnt know whether to be proud or embarrassed right now but i know for sure james and sirius will never let him forget about the time his son snogged a girl so much it was in the paper

2 days ago + 9,306 notes + VIA + SOURCE

onlinegf:

wow good thing i sleep naked

2 days ago + 158,524 notes + VIA + SOURCE

(Source: leanaisnotabanana)

2 days ago + 270,674 notes + VIA + SOURCE

theumbrigdeway:

joewalkers-abs:

OH MY FUCK.

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2 days ago + 84,466 notes + VIA + SOURCE

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

2 days ago + 314,493 notes + VIA + SOURCE

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

(Source: weiguk)

2 days ago + 107,474 notes + VIA + SOURCE

dragonheartedrabbit:

Going on right now in Ferguson: Police are raiding a church that has been stocked with medical supplies, food, and tear gas recovery kits for community members engaging in protests. This cannot be allowed to continue.

Stand up, speak out. 

2 days ago + 58,891 notes + VIA + SOURCE

Do not reach over my counter

reasonsyourcashierhatesyou:

Do not reach over my counter

Do not reach over my counter

Do not reach over my counter

DO NOT REACH OVER MY COUNTER

2 days ago + 43 notes + VIA + SOURCE