rose doctor who??????
rose american dragon??????
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself
AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED
I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
Customer orders standard hot beverage;
- Watches me mark the hot cup
- Watches me make the beverage, steaming milk
- Waits for me to hand it to them to say:
“Oh, I wanted that iced.”
"Bitches be like I love Starbucks….their coffee is the best….. but all they ever get is frappuccinos……"-….. (via lenameisrichmond)
Me: And Whole Milk.
Me: And Frap Chips.
Me: And Heavy Cream.
Me: And Iced Venti Cups.
Shift: Do we have Skim? Light Base? Grande and Tall cups?
Shift: Everyone's on a diet today. I just decided. Tell no one.
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.