Listen, I am personally excited about the new Teavana iced teas, but I am not looking forward to the rage I will face.
CLbitches are scary.
i’m not gonna say it
im not gonna say it
can I say it?
cAN I SAY IT?
someone say it!
soMEONE SAY IT!
SHOULD I SAY IT OR NOT?
I CAN SAY IT
you said it
i hope that’s paint
it got better
A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.
This is why we need feminism.—
"but men get raped too-"
AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
That cat has a majestic mustache.
Harry Potter books covers from around the world.
mean girls 10 year anniversary is april 30th of this year and that is a wednesday and you can bet your bottom dollar I will be wearing pink.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
- Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
- Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
- Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
- Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
- Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
- Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
- Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
- Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
- Track 8: Senate Massacre
- Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
- Track 10: Harvard Hitman
- Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
- Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)
this track list was too good I had to reblog again
- eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
- eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
- eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
- eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
- eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
- eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
- the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
- eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
reblogging for the last fact
I’ve been worried about dementor attacks since literally forever.