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“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

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everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry


diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t



When someone asks how my day was

laugh-addict:

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(Source: laughoutloudrightnow)



thefunniestpost:


Hysterical!

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!


gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.



Bitch, did you say, “Iced?”

extracaramelextragofuckyourself:

Customer orders standard hot beverage;

  • Watches me mark the hot cup
  • Watches me make the beverage, steaming milk
  • Waits for me to hand it to them to say:

“Oh, I wanted that iced.” 

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"Bitches be like I love Starbucks….their coffee is the best….. but all they ever get is frappuccinos……"

-….. (via lenameisrichmond)

Happy Frappy Hour

Me: We're out of Regular Coffee Frap Base.
Me: And Whole Milk.
Me: And Frap Chips.
Me: And Heavy Cream.
Me: And Iced Venti Cups.
Shift: Do we have Skim? Light Base? Grande and Tall cups?
Me: Yeah...
Shift: Everyone's on a diet today. I just decided. Tell no one.

henryclervall:

google gets kinky

henryclervall:

google gets kinky


14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die


laughingstation:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

More FUNNY POST here!

(Source: forgofamilyforgofriends)


Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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